Toadfish Monastery

Which is better than singing about hedge funds.

TSBM has untaddy thoughts every time (s)he hears the word banker and/or insurer.

You mean usurers and insultants?

The sibling below me steals from bears (and detects the allusion)

Shouldn't that be ursurers?


Yes, I confess, I tea-leaves tea leaves from bears.



TSBM is shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Yes, I'm hooked up to a machine that zaps me whenever I think of bears. It's a habit I'm trying to break electronically.

The Sibling Below Me is trying to break the electrical habit.

Maybe I should have pulled the fuses before manipulating the sockets.

The sibling below me has a huflu that goes hafla in the hoflo.

I do?

The Sibling Below me is less lazy than I.

Oh, you poor sot.  Do you even manage to get out of bed?


The sibling below me wants to be a tug boat captain.

I like to ram!
But there are downsides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WveEZykJ8
(Where is the youtube button? I can't find it)

The sibling below me prefers other kinds of dropping.

lets all drop the pretence we like this game shall we?

TsBM is a shluchgrubber

Your father was a hamster and you smell like elderberries?

TSBM has a clue of what Griffin is talking about.

Yes, yes I do. *Wins Academy award for best actress*

TSBM has read Twilight.

Well, I tried reading in twilight, but I got eyestrain.

The sibling below me reads scary books in the dark because it is easier to hide from the monsters.

Unfortunately they have learned to use night vision goggles.

The sibling below me burns the candle at both ends

That makes it easier to read in the dark.


The sibling below me likes to fall in step.

In step is MUCH less messy than falling in the mud, or on the ground...

TSBM has a unique landing device for falling anywhere.