The Sibling Below Me...

[Aphos]

I go out every day with my cat herding dog.


The sibling below me heard a cat once.

[Pachyderm]

I even saw one, once.


TSBM doesn't believe in cats.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I used not to but my skepticism is over now, I know they eat birds.

TSBM wants a terror bird as a pet.

[Pachyderm]

That would be cool.

"By the way, have you met my 10fttall  killer budgie?"

I wouldn't like the job of cleaning out it's cage....


TSBM would.

[Swatopluk]

Something to delegate obviously.

The sibling below me is starting to breed large mean hummingbirds

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I've got them up to about fist-size now, but I need to work on the mean part.

TSBM has a remedy for cranky cats.

[Swatopluk]

Given my degree in Greebology that will not come as a surprise (but the patent is still pending, so I can't share the details).

The sibling below me sits on a tripod for recreation

[Opsa]

I Am a Camera!

The Sibling Below Me takes mental photographs.

[Aphos]

Unfortunately, my flash card is now full.

The sibling below me wishes he had a card that allowed him to flash.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

How about a card that allows me to flush?

TSBM dislikes hi-tech bathrooms.

[Aphos]

Well, that new electronic bum zapper has been a pain in the ...



The sibling below me once entered his cat in a dog show.

[Swatopluk]

I never entered a cat. I am neither a mouse nor that kind of pervert (zoophile). And why should I do any of those things on a dog show?

The sibling below me put a false entry somewhere

[Opsa]

I think I left it in my false purse.

The Sibling Below Me spent some mad money on some fair-weather friends.

[Sibling Chatty]

Actually, I've spent mad amounts of money on a number of fair weather friends...

TSBM is contemplating taking over the banking industry with huge amounts of counterfit Monopoly money and a pipe wrench.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I could do a better job at it, I'm sure. Plus, pipe wrenches are cool and I get to be the pipe wrench-wielding wench!

TSBM sings songs about hedge hogs.