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jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Aphos

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Aphos

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Swatopluk

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Opsa

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks

jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Opsa

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups

Swatopluk

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no

jazzcica

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this
Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?
[Sandra Boynton]

Swatopluk

Chapter sixteen
-----------------------------

Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.