Two word story

[Opsa]

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort doesn't halt the progress of stench. Only a thorough dousing with butyl-mercaptane can even begin to dent the effects of that very persistent odour emanating from the undergarments made from asbestos and

[Swatopluk]

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort doesn't halt the progress of stench. Only a thorough dousing with butyl-mercaptane can even begin to dent the effects of that very persistent odour emanating from the undergarments made from asbestos and polyurethane foam.

[Pachyderm]

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort doesn't halt the progress of stench. Only a thorough dousing with butyl-mercaptane can even begin to dent the effects of that very persistent odour emanating from the undergarments made from asbestos and polyurethane foam. The campaign

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort doesn't halt the progress of stench. Only a thorough dousing with butyl-mercaptane can even begin to dent the effects of that very persistent odour emanating from the undergarments made from asbestos and polyurethane foam. The campaign , though painful

[Opsa]

Chapter sixteen
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Nude teenagers were streaking across the watermelon patch with abandon. Striped socks became muddy symbols of bourgeois trotskyism, undermining the prudish prudency of age.  Over the course of Tuesday's passing salivating pervs lined up for vaccination at the local seamstress Union lodge. Their aprons were worn to prevent burns from curling irons suspended from the chandeliers. From there one could with ease pick several of these Union jabs. The semi-nudes performed mime. The full-nudes sang arias about squirrels. Never had they conceived, being virgins. Mary Squirrel, Archon Basileus of the Midsomer Zombies, grasped the hard throbbing replacement heart brought by Igors 'R Us Inc. before anyone else tried to take a stance on macroeconomics.

Agriefed by mass transit delays in Iceland causing mass confusion among salmon, Emilia Thorgalsdottir launched her campaign against presidential flatulence.  This turned out to be more unsavoury than pilchard custard.  Nauseated by olfactory overload she invested a quiet million bucks and does 50 push-ups every hour. But no, even this heroic effort doesn't halt the progress of stench. Only a thorough dousing with butyl-mercaptane can even begin to dent the effects of that very persistent odour emanating from the undergarments made from asbestos and polyurethane foam. The campaign , though painful, proved ineffective.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took

[Pachyderm]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no

[Pachyderm]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophies

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophies were avoided

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophies were avoided, several parakeets