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Festilubrigous   The portion of Festivus set aside for the Airing of Grievances, when the overall tone takes a distinct downward turn.



Thanksglibbing

Thanksglibbing  The offering of Thanks when one feels totally ungrateful and/or detests the Thanks catalyst. Often accompanied by a fake smile, or sycophantic grin.

Polliblustering

Polliblustering 
1. Answering polls mindlessly just parroting talking points
2. behaving like a RW pundit (delivering said talking points)

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Mortrage

Mortrage:
1. the emotional state of the holders of teaser-then-usury-adjustable rate loans once the rate shoots up.
2. the general attitude of consumers toward the banks that make those loans.

satabanker

satabanker
Santa's evil accomplice (and twin) that turned Xmas into a pure commercial occasion (and hid the Olympic Park Bomber in the reindeer herd allowing him to hide from the authorities in plain sight)

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turskay

turskay :  term of derision used in the music industry indicating the offending person is a Trotskyite Uber-Riche Ska Yodeller.


winklerate

winklerate n.- the fee that Henry Winkler (aka "The Fonz") charges to appear on talk shows. Fairly reasonable these days.

gorgetastarium

gorgetastarium
The tastebuds of the gourmet snake (Bocusopython delicatus), located not on the tongue but far up the throat.
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Halswette

Halswette  what halls do after being decked with boughs of holly and chestnuts roasting on an open fire for a month or so.



busbunckle

busbunckle  an informal picnic attended by all members of a particular bus family

                           { usually such families include various Red London buses, the occasional Green Country bus, a charabanc or three, etc. but the exact complement depends on many factors }

Faradingworth

Faradingworth
1. The kick robot junkies get out of touching highly charged condensators
2. An Iranian novelty brand name

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Abshneiding

Abshneiding:  the act of refusing to polish doorknobs


herismial

herismial
lit. meaning: yesterday's dig
The 24 hour output of a mine divided by the number of miners, thus describing the general productivity as in "the introduction of improved belt-conveyors and high pressure pneumatic hammers has increased the herismial by 25 kg ore".

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sevalente

sevalente-  a kind of wine that is only drunk during the pre-Easter Catholic fasting time. (No color, no alcohol, really just overpriced water in a goblet- there, we've said it.)

yxyxyatl

Yxyxyatl--Mayan Goddess of hot chocolate and spear throwing. Has one blue eye and one brown eye, and can inflate balloons with the power of her mind.

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