Toadfish Monastery

Larm:
1. truncated alarm
2. English noise of German origin (Lärm)
3. very slow harm
4.The Cat of Hell (the feline analogue to Garmr)
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henkletop

henkletop :  unknown oppostion.
Derivation The opposition of the Henkletop family was a constant worry to the Woodentop Family in the BBC programme The Woodentops, but were never seen, referred to, or acknowledged in any way in the programme.

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corplasterer

corplasterer: The man in charge of applying barnacles to the bottom of boats and ships.

Demi-searcher

Demi-searcher
A part-time Zen monk looking for enlightenment only after hours (being a sales manager for Gautama Butter Inc during daylight hours)
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Hermhephaistoid

Yes, I'll take this one chaps:

Hermhephaistoid: A swelling of the groin affecting Hermits, believed to be caused by the prolonged isolation from members of the opposite sex or in the case of Herman's Hermits members of the same sex.

New word:

Slubbdubberer

Slubbdubberer  A member of the Boy Scouts who has won the badge for leading Slubdub ceremonies, which are usually performed after laying the ground sheet in a newly errected tent.

Browncast

Browncast: Live broadcast of Gordon Brown's every move.

O.o

Disinflasticator

Disinflasticator: the relief valve on a penile implant.


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Teb

Teb
An African tribe in Uganda. Their mythical (and mystical) ancestor En (=chief) Teb allegedly founded the former capital city of Entebbe.

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marcino

marcino- the male flower of the maraschino cherry tree, also known as "Marascello" in parts of Italy.


coiptode

coiptode
The third electrode in a rotary current galvanic cell

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sorimphistic

sorimphistic- What Jim Henson said when he pulled his achy, sweaty hand out of the Yoda puppet for the last time.

(Ooh, that was bad. Sorry!  )

umflik

umflik - n. Resting point. Originally an Inuit word meaning "where the sled dogs refuse to go any more until they get treats and belly rubs".

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Grigular

Grigular: when one has listened to the Peer Gynt Suites  on a loop until tired of it.



Rebelations

Rebelations :  n. pronounced "webelations"; a book widely quoted in certain types of films like the Life of Brian

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