Toadfish Monastery

scrumshaw

carved bone depicting the glorious moment when William Webb Ellis cheated so dramatically at football.


zythepsary

zythepsary  a store which sells placebos to hypochondriacs


cookles

cookles
1. special safety googles for using during cooking or during cookie fights
2. anti-cookie software

pachtoleg

pachtolegs :  three legged elephant race

castrovalva

castrovalva
1. A Cuban designer label
2. Plumbing in castles

serracone

serracone   (N) An A-frame shaped greenhouse.


blasfilmy

Blasfilmy  ^TMproduct available in spray cans for covering undesirable people with a coating to prevent them perverting others

quopworthy

quopworthy  a person rewarded for shaving their head bald - rewards usually consist of hats or head scarves to hide said bald head


wooterwill

wooterwill
1. the nerdy cousin of the Whippoorwill
2. The will of the wOOt-er

crongue

crongue- a cramping of the oral cavity caused by fits of high-pitched cackling. Shortened from the Old English: Crone's tongue.

susplishion

susplishion   a competitive game played by law enforcement officers to stop and search the highest number of citizens during each shift; officially banned but epidemic

worglemuzzling

worglemuzzling  the act of placing duct tape across the mouth of a worgle

worgle  an Australian version of a hobbit, known for its inability to SHUT UP!!!


wenterfare

Wenterfare: retail term, the undignified morass of people struggling to get the bargains in the sales thirty seconds after Christmas


kentledge

kentledge  a structure built to support the weight of tennis players while approaching the Royal Box at Wimbledon; this term was first used in June 2008

riposuction

riposuction  [N] An X-treme form of liposuction favored by world-class bodybuilders. Although officially banned, underground riposuction clinics help competitors plagued by less-than-perfect genetics and metabolisms to achieve long-term results and physiques that are "ripped" to top-flight competition standards.



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