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torquimonious

1. able to understand the labyrinthine ways of modern business
2. suffering form compulsive contortionist syndrome
3. Speaking or writing in sentences so complicated that the brain is tied in knots trying to understand or at least follow

larkamissive

larkamissive

A style of parenting popular in the US at present, in which the parent blithely assumes that their child is unable to be a problem for others and therefore allows it/them to run wild at any given moment.

insolinnosense

insolinnosense  the inability to taste salt

sumpery

sumpery - The part of the house that is theoretically accessible but which has not been accessed since construction, except by unknown creatures.

phraxyation

phraxyation - shortness of breath brought on by a video game.


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mollumnar

mollumnar-  bits of marshmallowy goo that have been caught in your molars all night long. See dental lint.


freishborger

freishborger - a maker of Dutch-style murderous robot-human hybrids.


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unilompic

unilompic - a cerebral dysfunction caused by a unilateral damage to the connection between cerebellum and brain stem

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senkrophagous

senkrophagous - like, of, or exhibiting senkrophagia, the mental disorder defined as an inability to eat unless dancing.

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blange

blange

1. A noxious-appearing bland dessert-like substance. (A close relative once won the Wimbledon.)

2. The sound made when a dull saw blade hits a concrete floor.

intersilience

intersilience- the quality of being able to be in two places at the same time.

porfbarth

porfbarth - member of a wedding entourage whose duty is to clean up behind any jungle cats in the procession.

The word has fallen into disuse since the wedding of Crown Prince Stanislav of Russia in 1628 (commonly known as "the Great Leopard Tragedy" or "Spotted Wednesday"), after which the royal custom of riding a cat-borne litter down the aisle became unfashionable.

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Prepple


quotes removed ~Griffin

prepple ~  the art of arranging displays of cored apples

gonoregan

gonoregan: Aromatic infection.
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Jarable

Jarable
1. of the right size to be put in jars
2. A musical instrument from Western North Africa
3. the inverse of a parable

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