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Somewho   a belief system which proposes that medics' bodies are made of different matter to ordinary mortals; followers often collect relics, in the form of preserved body parts of extinct medics, known colloquially as SomeWho.

bardenweggle

bardenweggle - to argue with rotten fruit. Alluding to the ficticious lead character from The Misadventures of Lemuel P. Bardenweggle and the Spoiled Peaches

hernidic

hernidic: descriptive, similar looking to Herne the Hunter, i.e.dead bloke on horse, wearing antlers.

vasdae

vasdae  a Roman holiday celebrating Vas, god of shoelaces


junitile

junitile  small plastic fake ceramic square that can be purchased extremely cheaply in packets of twelve for preliminary assessment and planning of styles for interior decoration

muscentor

muscentor  one of those weird little bent metal pieces you find lying around that look like they have fallen out of something, but you can never figure out what it was


procosculator

Procosculator   NOUN: Legal counsel which keeps wavering between defending and prosecuting the accused.


foepaw

foepaw   disease of the central nervous system which causes animals to repeatedly give false signals by waving their paw in a certain manner to signal danger when in fact none is present; incurable.

addanodes

addanodes - the mechanics that changes the sacrificial anodes on boats and ships and has to dive into the polluted harbour water to do it. Therefore it is a job for the lowest one in the pecking order, and it is quite unwise to call a qualified person an addanode, if one cares for one's health.
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jishk

jishk  a dish in Syrian cuisine made from wild rice, honey and four leaf clover.


beeserk

beeserk - a rare allergic reaction to bee-stings leading to extreme aggression by the stung person

hopufti

hopufti  hip-hop clothing style based on military fatigues


sivition

sivition  based on siver, v. to simmer. 1. The act of simmering. 2. Smthg that has been simmered.


Proseanium

Proseanium  heavy metal found only in the literary works of Nobel laureates

ulerate

ulerate   to yodel under water

Historical Note:  the practice was banned in the Lake District (UK) by Act of Parliament in 1752 to prevent the continual disruption of mating rituals in the local whale populations. Due to difficulties policing it, the ban was unsuccessful. There are currently no whales in any of the Lakes. For further information, "How the Lakes lost their Whales" by Enron Kipling can be purchased from the Tourist Information Centre in Keswick.


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