Toadfish Monastery

nochinusm--minor genetic malformation, generally found in dentists from Connecticut, most of whom are named Bruce or Grafton. Not fatal.

plasmicarrilous

plasmicarrilous  genetic condition resulting in the lack of a stiff spine, most often found in politicians


mointist

mointist  one who self-annoints


garbendridge

garbendridge - obsolete term for garbagemen on strike

offalero

offalero: The most recent employee (cf FNG) in a Mexican abattoir


hajudes

hajudes- any dudes participating in a hadj.

flexterous

flexterous 

1) A medical condition whereby a person's spine is inflexible. 

2) A term often used to describe political zealots who refuse to compromise on anything.  Usually derogatory, as in "Bush is flexterous about the Iraq war"

skiidiot 

skiidiot  someone who hangs about the lodge, hoping to score with ski bunnies.


flackadaisical

skiidiot  Sonny Bono and those of similar ilk.
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Po9 posted while I was, so...

flackadaisical: The behavior exhibited by such lowlifes as Karl Rove, once their particular vermin is installed.

Marrytricious

Marrytricious  a woman that makes a living marrying rich old men and then offing them, a black widow

perlicious

perlicious  malign application of computer programming languages

spontentate

spontentate  Turkish official in charge of the royal spittoon


cronzic

cronzic  person with an automatic physical urge to perform the same nightly ritual

fujicksoot

fujicksoot  volcanic ash emitted by Mt. Fuji


nillian

nillian  Someone who uses nihilism to nefarious ends.

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