Toadfish Monastery

ophthalmolith  a Stone Age eye chart



beekwok


(a word that might be familiar to those of you who have read "The Witches of Karres", but is never defined)

beekwok- the sound that Astro-Boy's rubber space boots made when he walked down long hallways.

Fwangtide

Fwangtide  [NOUN]: What causes landlubbing decorators to fung-schway.


fischyswazh

Fwangtide  a holiday in Outer Wallgovia celebrating the arrival of the purple winged pigeon (known as fwang in the local dialect)

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fischyswazh  A German soup made in imitation of a French dish





fuddite

fuddite: a person whose principal objection was to the introduction of new wide-framed looms that could be operated by cheap, relatively unskilled labour, resulting in the loss of jobs for many textile workers. Looms were broken to chants of

"Kiww the tecwology, kiww the tecwology"

binturong

binturong  misshapen steel piping that has the wrong angle applied


yurbling

yurbling  fancy Yugoslavian coins worn as fashion items

fosterface

fosterface - proposed English term for Kindchenschema (the shape of both human and animal babies that induces the fostering reflex, aka "this is so cute")

horse mirror

horse mirror  a depressed narcissist

luxiwurst

luxiwurst: really bad luxury item


logonophobe

logonophobe - a person that fears the silence when not talking

oinotroph

ointroph   cockney slang for "I've lost my loincloth"

baronimo

logonophobe - someone who exhibits excessive fear of loosing their online password(s).  Symptoms including stashing of passwords on sticky-notes along side the monitor, and underneath the keyboard.   The opposite of logonophile, who is someone who delights in forcing needless and frequent change of online passwords in the name of 'security', resulting in a new wave of logonophobes, and ultimately defeating any hint of actual, real-world security.

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logocentrifrugal

baronimo
1. knighted palomino horse
2. honorary Indian chieftain

logocentrifugal - extreme case of circular reasoning

cliptomarous

cliptomarous  the state of just having had one's hair cut



logriphobia