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aeropleustic  Travel in an Edwardian basket chaise, held aloft by kites, balloons, or oversized silk sails.


slatherprestid

slatherprestid  shaving cream


numist

numist government minister expert at confusing voters with numbers

polyglammer

polyglammer: polygraph technician who is adept and making all results look fantastic


redunderful

redunderful  The act of filling a container more than two times in a row.

seabate

seabate: When the tax office fill your home with salt water


comedogenic

comedogenic   excellent at miming dogs in pantomime dress

fropinual

fropinual  a plant that flowers every 12 1/2 minutes


bekenveal

bekenveal to falsley encourage a calf to stand for Mayor of London

rottenbreak

Rottenbreak  a small town in Holland that was invaded by Germans every 20 years during the 1700's


deboul

deboul: surgical procedure to remove a Frenchman from the petanque court


flavescent

flavescent  an unfortunate medical condition in which the sense of smell and the sense of taste become confused


orwelivite

orwelivite  rejuvination treatment centres located in farmyards

suspication

suspication  Adjective.  A descriptive term for a culture or national organization that is continuously and without evidence, suspicious of something.   Example, creationists are suspication of evolutionary theory.

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malliture

Malliture: new, competitive form of martial art. Contestants fight wielding rubber-headed tent peg mallets. Bouts last three minutes, or until the tent is raised.

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