Toadfish Monastery

yanuvian  geologic period when squid ruled the Earth


batrivial

batrivial a degree awarded for successful studies in one of several subjects such as bat-baiting and raffia work**

quinspectic



**these degrees are increasingly popular in the UK

quinspectic  the final inspection required to qualify for a ballroom dancing competition

itterventral

itterventral: The specific part of the abdomen that, if punched, results in uncontrollable vomiting

archididascalian

archididascalian  ::  architectural high roof curve internal feature in a cathedral which can be climbed only by wearing certain types of running shoes

fossforeference

fossforeference: letter of introduction required to gain employment at a museum

aggiornamento

aggiornamento  nostalgia for premium rate phone calls

fireflung

yanuvian  Music that is derived from, or sounds like the music created by the artist known only as Yanni.

fireflung A term used to describe what happens to a flaming torch, used during flaming torch juggling, when it lands into the audience.  Also applies to the audience member it lands on.

Narfoleptic

Narfoleptic  An insidious, treatment-resistent form of sleep apnea.



glasmochronost

glasmochronost political overture made by the Soviet government in an attempt to purchase Swiss watches

zombulate

zombulate   a sleepwalker catching the last late night bus

fixtriffid

Fixtriffid: Special glue for use when camping. A ring of fixtriffid around the campsite will enable the user to sleep soundly, knowing that terrestrial botanical attack has been averted.


karrozzin

karrozzin A little known Scottish version of Karaoke.  It mostly consists of loudly played bagpipes and yelling at the maximum of one's capabilities.  While actual musical tune is strictly optional, some form of distilled spirits is essential.  Especially for the audience.

olddigger

olddigger--a particularly resourceful type of home health care giver that tries to get assigned to take care of women in bad health that have a living (and somewhat active) husband. They know how to work the grief and rebound system...

glutemachinated

glutemachinated  having mechanical buttocks


postiviral