Toadfish Monastery

soltaran  one who has been tarred and feathered and left in the sun


ovopulator

ovopulator - the process of converting someone into a VOP (look it up here)

A mechanism or machine that changes one's color preferences (typically pink)  C.F. Girl Genius

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necrophillibuster

necrophillibuster  a senate speech that is soooooo long, the speaker has died, but the speech continues


narcturnal

narcturnal  A lavatory especially equiped with a digital cistern designed to betray the user.

olpantory

olpantory  a bedpan


justiprise

justiprise  (1) to lever a judge off the bench; (2) slang a political ruse.

quicksentometry

quicksentometry

New test designed by GE Medical to assess the contents of ones' bank account.

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rebubbanate

rebubbanate  to return one to a state of being a redneck


crizonic

crizonic = era of high speed critters crisis, geological sub-era directly before the tertiary (those methane-driven supersonic pterodactyls caused a climate change, the asteroid impact was just the icing on the cake)

lampaloven

lampaloven  an affinity for night lights


crumitical

crumitical  sensitivity to fragments of food waste

barcolic

barcolic - relating to a life lived in Country Pubs.


Metabarista

Metabarista--Coffeeshop attendant, possibly off German heritage, and named after my sister and Grandma.

omniresoluble

omniresoluble  a compound that can be dissolved by any liquid

torquid

torquid  One £ stirling coins or notes issued on a hilltop; depending on condition, may be worth more than it's face value in East Anglia and Holland.

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