Toadfish Monastery

Of course I do, when talking to other pirates, they wouldn't understand me otherwise.

The sibling below me is a pirate geek; the worst sort.

Naturally. I stick with CDs and DVDs, usually. Not ready for Jakarta.

The siblibling below me knows a teacher who will accept this as true:
http://www.duzons.com/kei/blah/study-fail.jpg

I  do know a couple of teachers, so that's probably so. Unfortunately I never studied my equations, so I have no idea if I agree or not!


The sibling below me has his/her life set on permanent summer vacation.

I wish...kinda. I'd get bored after a while.


The sibling below me has a dog-bear at home.

I can't bear dogs (or other pets due to allergy), although I find Huskies beautiful. Otherwise I am more inclined towards cats.

The sibling below me has a gnat hunting licence.

With fungus gnats in your houseplants, a licence is assumed.

The sibling below me cultivates fungus at home.

We recently had rain and some cute little fairy circles appeared in the yard, but I'd say the fairies cultivated 'em, not me.

Unless of course you count the mould on the bathroom grout.

The sibling below me uses black tile grout to camouflage the mould in her/his bathroom.

I would, but when my cousins painted the bathroom, they didn't put anything on the floor to protect it from paint, so it's more salt and pepper than anything else.


The sibling below me cultivates various molds in their fridge.

The smell stops people nicking my food.

The sibling below me is lost in the Paris Metro system with only a satellite connection to keep them from spinning out of control.

We read Dans la Metro at school.

The sibling below me has no sense of shame.

Nope. That's why I'll probably be voting for a Libertarian in Republican's clothing.

The sibling above me forgot to put in a description of me.


The sibling below me wants to put the "Publican" back in "Republican".

It would be nice if the republicans cared about the *general* public. Apparently they care about the public but only from their expensive fund raising diners.

The sibling below me thinks that those who seek power are more interested in their personal gain than anything else.

Indeed.  I subscribe to Douglas Adams's theory that any one who actually wants power should be automatically disqualified - I say make Sibling Chatty President of the World!

The sibling below me would like to vote for Homer Simpson for President, but is afraid we will get Ned Flanders...

Could we get Moll Flanders instead? A confessed thief would be a clear improvement.

The sibling below me can give us 5 reasons why Gandhi is unsuitable as US president (being dead is no constitutional disqualifier to my knowledge).