The Sibling Below Me...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I feel sort of bad for the rabbits though.



The sibling below me knows why the Troglodyte wins.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Because it is better adapted for the next ice age.

The sibling below me knows by heart the advantages of the homo sapiens neanderthalis.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

unnnnnn...meat ...good.

big stick...ugg..good.

fire..uhhh...good

OWWWW ....FIRE!...AHHHH..NOT...GOOD!...

OOOOOOoooo....WATER !... Goooood...

(grunt) sibling below me has bigger tail than me...Ug... jealous.

[Swatopluk]

I don't wear that type of coat.

The sibling below me wants to imbibe vast amounts of volatile liquid.

[goat starer]

done it last night. Imbibed an enormous amount. still not gone to bed. i may be turning into kiyoodle.

the sibling below me can identify all the great philosophers by their beards alone

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually is not that hard.

The sibling below me understands the dangers of philosophy.

[Swatopluk]

chronic wisecracks
ontological uncertainty
logorrhea philosophica
to name just the most common

The sibling below me will not take a last stand because lying is more comfortable..

[Opsa]

Plus, it's harder for them to aim at me when I'm lying down.

The sibling below me has become unstuck in time.

[Griffin NoName]

I don't know if it is today, tomorrow or yesterday.

The sibling below me has a third eye.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Erm... sure, I do... in fact a few of us do... but I will refrain from giving more details...


The sibling below me dislikes sexual innuendo

[Griffin NoName]

The third eye is a metaphysical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna (brow) chakra in certain eastern and western spiritual traditions. It is also spoken of as the gate that leads within to inner realms and spaces of consciousness.

It's true though. I don't like sexual in my endo. Not a fan of necrophilia.

The sibling below me is lost for words.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

... 

The sibling below me knows what is that 'endo'

[Swatopluk]

a witch's abode that lost its final r.

The sibling below me practices whichcraft (and also what- and whose-craft)

[Opsa]

It really helps when trying to decide from a menu.

The sibling below me knows a Where-wolf.

[Swatopluk]

There is actually a poem about a Wer-Wolf and a (dead) teacher.

Der Werwolf
Ein Werwolf eines Nachts entwich
von Weib und Kind und sich begab
an eines Dorfschullehrers Grab
und bat ihn: Bitte, beuge mich!

Der Dorfschulmeister stieg hinauf
auf seines Blechschilds Messingknauf
und sprach zum Wolf, der seine Pfoten
geduldig kreuzte vor dem Toten:

"Der Werwolf" - sprach der gute Mann,
"des Weswolfs, Genitiv sodann,
dem Wemwolf, Dativ, wie man's nennt,
den Wenwolf, - damit hat's ein End."

Dem Werwolf schmeichelten die Fälle,
er rollte seine Augenbälle.
Indessen, bat er, füge doch
zur Einzahl auch die Mehrzahl noch!

Der Dorfschulmeister aber musste
gestehn, dass er von ihr nichts wusste,
Zwar Wölfe gäb's in grosser Schar,
doch "Wer" gäb's nur im Sigular.

Der Wolf erhob sich tränenblind -
er hatte ja doch Weib und Kind!!
Doch da er kein Gelehrter eben,
so schied er dankend und ergeben.

Christian Morgenstern

The sibling below me howls because his castle has moved.