Toadfish Monastery

First round to the fairy but then the slender Santa has the upper hand.

The sibling below me adores DEATH as the Hogfather.

Yes it was the Salmon Mousse that did it.

The sibling below me tried dipping their crackers in a Moose.

Unfortunately by the time I got there it was too runny for crackers.

(come up north and you can have all the Road Moose you like.....)


The sibling below me is would eat roadkill.

I is would not. I wouldn't be able to beat the vultures to it. Not even the armadillos, which they toss around, trying to crack the shells.

The sibling below me wants a stuffed armadillo. Not a toy one, a real one.

What would I need an armored dildo for?

The sibling below me does not favor that type of sex and violins.

I prefer cellos. They're bigger.

The sibling below me has a ringing in his/her ears.

Should not have that alarm clock implanted there.

The sibling below me is running in circles and jumping in triangles.

Yes, and I'm really annoying the percussionist.

The sibling below me only chews gum when no-one is around to hear all the smacking noises.

I am the Great Gonzo and will now eat this tyre.

The sibling below me has the eating habits of Gorgon Heap.

Dry toast, weak tea and Sprite? No more Heaping Helpings for me, then. I wish.

The Sibling below me builds monoliths out of dry toast.

No, I toast with dry beverages. (no, actually not, except for one half glass on Sylvester)

The sibling below me has the blueprints for the Saturn V hidden in the tool shed.

Blueprints, Schmooprints. I actually have the Saturn V in my toolshed.

The sibling below me would like to take it for a test drive.

The #3 engine tends to make/have trouble(s). Better test it on the premises before going outside atmosphere.

The sibling below me wants to install a pipe organ in the cockpit.

Yes, and I want to program all the controls to react to the different notes, voices and volume changes. I like things dramatic.

The sibling below me has a car that is controlled by kazoo playing.

After the bazooka powered car was stopped by the police once too often.

The sibling below me wears a pink scarf.