The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Good thing I'm a meat eater!

(Aside: a friend of mine calls himself a "paravegetarian" - he does not eat carnivores or omnivores: no bear, no wolf, no shark, etc.  Plenty of cow, though.  )

The sibling below meat eats nothing but Komodo Dragons and eucalyptus.

[Bluenose]

Well, since a Komodo Dragon is really just a big goanna, I suppose I must do.  Well, at least when on the Kanungra combat survival course.  The eucalyptus is just to get the grease stains out of my shirt.

The sibling below me wonders what goanna tastes like.*


*Hint: its not quite like chicken

[Sibling Chatty]

No I don't. I live with a man that did Army time in the jungles in Central America. I've heard the stories about snake lizard or monkey to eat. I don't care HOW they taste. AT allll.....

The sibling below me much prefers to eat things that weren't scary before they became food.

[Swatopluk]

Aaaaaargh! Keep that salad away from me!

The sibling below me knows how to defeat attacking killer cucumbers.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

They are terrified of a parring knife.

The sibling below me knows how to get the Parring Knife in the Stone out.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Run it under hot water and grip it with a dish towel.

Well... it works for jars.   

The sibling below me plans to be a micro-manager... once he/she figures out the whole "shrinking machine" thing.

[Swatopluk]

I have the antibiotics ready. Oh, you said micro not microbe.

The sibling below me made a fortune by selling micro robes to pygmy* monks.


* no racist slur intended

[Griffin NoName]

I'm trying to get into the squidling market now.

The sibling below me has seven heads.

[Swatopluk]

Hydra is my sister.

The sibling below me knows the secret of Boffo.

[Sibling Chatty]

No I don't. I don't know nuffin'.

The sibling below me knows sumfin'.

[Swatopluk]

Your last answer tells me that you still havn't met the Wintersmith 

The sibling below me has seen the light.

[Opsa]

Which one?

The sibling below me draws the line at prune whip.

[Swatopluk]

Why should I whip prunes, if I can draw prisms?

The sibling below me knows about the importance of being earnest.

[Opsa]

I only know of the importance of being Ernest Borgnine, which is very important indeed, as he is the voice of Mermaidman on Spongebob Squarepants.

The Sibling below me knows the importance of being Tim Conway.

[Griffin NoName]

I don't, but I do know the importance of being.

The sibling below me is.