Toadfish Monastery

Mustard's no good without lion.

Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY.

Everybody likes a lion, but nobody lends him money.

And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof.

"There's a lion on the telly."

"Intercourse the lion."

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of lions.

Lions? We don't need no stinking lions.

The minds of the everlasting lions are not changed suddenly.

When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like lions without a shepherd.

An effective way to deal with lions is to taste terrible.

The lioon is willing, but the flesh is weak.

The lion knows that everyone comes to the waterhole.

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right lion.

The lion will stay your friend only as long as you provide him with all he wants. And sooner or later he wants you in his stomach anyway.

Accurate scholarship can
unearth the whole offence
from luther untill noe
that has driven a culture mad.
From what occured at linz
what huge imago made
a psychopathic lion.
i and the public know
what all schoolchildren learn
those to whom evil is done
do evil in return.

~W.H. Auden