Toadfish Monastery

And a sworn enemy of Carpet Obnoxious Inc. too.

The sibling below me thinks that fashion is a satanic plot

No, just a commercial plot.

The Sibling Below Me is a dedicated follower of fashion.

No, I am not a fashist!

The sibling below me would like to become a bazoocero.

Not sure if I hve the bazooms for it...


TSBM is sure.

Had them constructed to specification so am totally sure.

TsBM whistles at workmen on ladders.

But I stop at walking beneath those ladders.

The sibling below me will break a mirror hearing that

Only after I have found a black cat.

TsBM thinks time runs backwards.

I see groundhogs everywhere and clocks smashed because they ran into obstacles lacking eyes on the back.

The sibling below me finds him- or herself in a Dali world regularly

There's nothing regular about my Dali world.

TsBM has replaced their eyes with poached eggs.

Poached does were the wrong size and got the cops on me

The sibling below me uses striped glasses

Aha! Yes, the very first polaroid sunglasses back in th swinging 60's or was it 70's? Or was it the 50's? oh the nostalgia.

TsBM has no memory of anything before the present moment.

I am and will be. Who cares what was?

The sibing below me has invented the perfect amnesia inducer but the GOP stole it

Whats worse is that I keep forgetting to sue them.


The Sibling Below Me knows a boy named Sue.

I do know a man named Sue, Stanley Sue, he wrote a book all about cultural competency in counselling and psychotherapy. A jolly good book which I have.

TsBM believes loggers in Amazonian rain forests should go on Mastermind with thhe special subject : ecology

Turn them into bloggers instead.

The sibling below me thinks that blaggards would do