The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Not on the Rincewind level but maybe like Sam Gamgee.

The sibling below me thinks only Germans and Irishfolk eat them (while civilized people turn them into booze).

[Opsa]

I loiks me taters in both solid and liquid form. Mmm... taterific!

The Sibling Below Me has become intoxicated with a tater.

[Swatopluk]

and it left me all in tatters

The sibling below me washes his/her car(s) him/herself.

[Roland Deschain]

And it takes ages to soap myself up for the task.

TSBM was once caught with a chicken, a bottle of washing-up liquid, and a pair of handcuffs.

[pieces o nine]

That was never proven.


TSBM doesn't need proof -- s/he has Faith!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I have faith (or was it certainty?) in the system's (in)ability to accomplish anything.

TSBM has a different set of beliefs.

[pieces o nine]

I've had several, in fact.

TSBM believes that consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

[Roland Deschain]

Sometimes hobgoblins exist, sometimes not, depending on how I feel. This statement is true. And maybe sometimes false.

TSBM has fairies at the bottom of their garden.

[Swatopluk]

But even that did not improve the soil

the sibling below me thinks that hobgoblins make better manure than fairies

[Opsa]

I don't know about better, but they certainly make more of it.

The Sibling Below Me prefers to leave their little dead bodies to rot in the compost heap for use later as an overdressing.

[pieces o nine]

It's a new thing for me -- I ran out of quicklime and I'm not allowed to pour any more concrete patios.

TSBM has an extraordinary specimen of Exquisite Corpse.

[Roland Deschain]

Wrapped in the swaddling used to wrap the baby Jesus in (he was a large baby, don't you know), and with their internal organs stuffed into Canopic jars. It is said to belong to an Empress of long ago, resurrected in this modern age, and living in the Ocean o' Sand.

TSBM likes to say, "It's Alive!" a lot.

[Swatopluk]

No, it is "It's a living". People often ask why I do what I do

The sibling below me is a great expert on Whatido

[Pachyderm]

I am indeed. I know Whatido, and several other Japanese words.

TSBM is currently conjugating.

[Swatopluk]

Conjuagation should be leagaly equal to metriage

the sibling below me declines