Toadfish Monastery

Do you mean a painting acting on a stage or a velvet doing the painting of the dogs in the play?

The sibling below me will be more careful with pasring in the future

Parsing or phrasing?

TSBM was born confused.

Both would fit

The sibling below me will be put out to pasture soon

*Cue pastoral music!* Ahhhhh...

The Sibling Below Me would be willingly led down the garden path.

First someone has to cut a path through the jungle the garden has turned into

The sibling below me cuts down trees, skips and jumps and likes to press wild flowers

I've actually put on women's clothing and hung around in bars, too!

The Sibling Below Me has had a weird barber.

His barbed tongue is feared

The sibling below me is engaged to Barbe-Bleu

Yeah, but who hasn't been at some point or another?

The Sibling Below Me was a mail-order bride.

Yeah, but the scam was short lived, even in costume nobody wanted to marry me. ;-)

TSBM had more success with that endeavor.

I had considered branching out to glove marriages.


I am handing off that suggestion to TSBM...

Unfortunately my fist-in-glove approach is unlikely to work

The sibling below me loves foxglove salad

I'd love to give it to some politicians and pundits...

TSBM prefers less drastic measures.

Security by securis
http://www.bernd-schubert.de/nachgedacht/img/fasci2a.gif (The lictor's insignia: fasics and securis)
In other words: Off with their heads* after whipping

*plural extra justified by their hydra-like characteristics


The sibling below me would like to axe the FOX

No, no... nothing that drastic, but I wouldn't mind if they found their marbles.

The Sibling Below Me once lost a toy.

One? Can't say how often my heart got broken about stuff like that.

The sibling below me wrote an ode to a departed teddy bear