The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

No, just more proof of how shallow people can be.

The Sibling Below Me enjoys the deep when the shallow end gets too warm.

[Swatopluk]

But at the surface it can go down to zero while down there it cannot go below 4°C.

The sibling below me will calculate how much energy would have to be drawn form the sea to freeze it from top to bottom

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

IIRC it has happened before, no need to calculate it now.

TSBM is sorely disappointed with that answer.

[Swatopluk]

Especially because the old calculations are certainly out of date given climate change.
Not just are the seas warmer, their altered chemical composition should also have changed their freezing point enough to make a difference.

The sibling below me now wonders, whether that energy would suffice to change the orbit of the Earth enough to compensate for climate change

[Griffin NoName]

I'll ask the ancient mariner who is pushing the world uphill.

TsBM gathers no moss when rolling down hill.

[Swatopluk]

The albatross has eaten all of it

The sibling below me has mixed metaphors for lunch

[Opsa]

Yes, I'm having a "dead meat in the water" sandwich. It's a bit soggy.

The Sibling Below Me thought I was a vegetarian.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Are you? And BTW, was that a dynamite killed-fish sandwich?

TSBM thinks cannibalism is better than vegetarianism.

[Swatopluk]

Since my ancestors were omnivorous walking carrots from Vega I can't see a difference.

The sibling below me thought that the carrots came from Betelgeuse  and Vega was more known for zombie mangelwurzel.

[Opsa]

"...Beets... ...beets..." 

The Sibling Below Me knows Vegetable Dracula's catch phrase.

[Swatopluk]

May I show you my watermelon collection?

The sibling below me thinks that vampires needs no chat-up phrases becasue their natural magnetism is strong enough

[Griffin NoName]

It's so strong they are all attached to the local magnet pole and so pose no threat to us.

TsBM lives in a city with no magnet pole and therefore is running scared.

[pieces o nine]

Please, do not draw mention to the bipolar disorder...


TSBM has a magnetic personality.

[Bluenose]

Ah! So that explains why I can't get rid of all these iron filings.


TSBM gets a charge out of life.

[Swatopluk]

I am sparkling, metamorphorically speaking

Sea ibis belfry miauw stinks their diss salmon auto ford err hear