Toadfish Monastery

Tanks with water and fuel, ideally underground.

TSBM has already furnished his/her personal bunker.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4655323211378605528#

The sibling below me thinks this bunker would be too small for him or her

That was just the top of it.

TSBM is still digging.

I see light and people speeking Chinese

the sibling below me thinks I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque

You shoulda transferred at Cucamonga.

The Sibling Below Me stomps in puddles.

I used to, about thirty-something years ago.

TSBM still sees the rain in the same way as when (s)he was a youngling.

Still using the same set of eyes

The sibling below me is on his or her third teeth

I gave up collecting teeth when the financial returns dropped.

TsBM thinks life is a lottery.

The state takes most of the money paid in

The sibling below me drew his or her lot early

Awake into the small hours, nothing to do but do pen and pencil sketches of pound coins.

TsBM still uses quill pens.

And the geese hate me for it.

TSBM knows how to reattach feathers.

They are falling from my cap constantly

The sibling below me is a featherweight boxer

I blow my competition out of the ring.

The Sibling Below Me thinks that sounded naughty.

Specially considering I'm listening to George Carlin.

TSBM misses him too.

I rarely hit something and girls have shown no tendency to hit on me

The sibling below me knows this is just another proof of the superior intelligence of the human female