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Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or

Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 10, 2011, 06:12:26 PM
Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached
with smellotape
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand