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Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics.

Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises

Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be a precedent
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be a precedent for indulgences.

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Griffin NoName

     

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be a precedent for indulgences. Because of
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be a precedent for indulgences. Because of unforeseen and
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 43 or The Tale of an extremely long Speech

"Fiends, Demons, and Infantrymen, we are dispersed here in Upper West to dig under the chestnut tree hoping to delineate the hydromagnetic field utilising Descartean methods, first discombobulate your metal detectors, then after magnetising the bronze needles pierce the wooden rock and insert the obsidian discus into the octagonal vinyl receptacle. When we achieve full spectrum dominance, then we can take afternoon tea; with scones; and jam of all flavours except hayberry and hedgehog. After the orgy there shall be a plunge bath, the pool being two acres in diameter and 500 kg of surfactant in depths meaning that participants shall wallow uncontrollably. Life guards were standing with bayonets ready to shave the Black Forest cakemaker mascot, "Frau Schwarzerbär", a very chocolatey but nonetheless quite irritable beastie. Its long fudgey fur underwear made a dent in the ursine's belly, causing oozing and swearing. Not to denigrate too many of the bridge technologies planned for Tuesday at nine o'clock a.m. we will verify the true veracity of the mammalian temperament when combined with the reptilean neuroticism. But that means rhinoplasty for Joan Collins and Joan Rivers who both are in arse-hat bonnets. The trouble with trivial plastic surgery is lack of turqoise erupting warts on the fourth day of the alcohol regimen. Not eating fruitcake helps. Keeping quiet at noon is mandatory during the soup course but only if the lid is perforated like Gruyer cheese. No one is allowed to eat shellfish or grenade jellyfish without first defusing the bombs attached with smellotape and household glue to the underside of the rather turqoise erupting warts on top of the shrieking eel of politics. But if the eel wriggles enticingly with its pie-in-the-sky promises and pitch-in-the-ditch realities, there would be a precedent for indulgences. Because of unforeseen and unavoidable circumstances
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand