Toadfish Monastery

mitaprop - a proprietary brand of wooden stick for holding a bishop's hat upright.

frogstryde

frogstryde  being irritated by overbearing spawn

cuttlebast

cuttlebast a pretentious nouvelle cuisine technique for molluscs.


awed leingesyne

awed leingesyne - in really deep (religious) sh|t (formula used by Gaelic priests when a confession is so long that he runs out of note paper).

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newejar

newejar - a modern container based on a seven dimensional demipostern


dogapault

dogapault - the lectern for canine priests

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shmorectic

shmorectic- a condition suffered by harried librarians in noisy libraries.


Cleasant

cleasant - a type of emery that can remove persistent stains from high price china without damaging the valuable item in the process

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higjap

higjap traditional dress worn by Japanese muslims.

donerbant

donerbant - the head of the clan specializing in the hunt of the Dönertier.

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superknapf

superknapf - an extremely large spittoon as used for the World Expectoration Championships at Wembley.

prescruntal

prescruntal  - the area of the head where scrunchies work best.

idolpatter

idolpatter - the main reason for the wearing out of objects of religious significance. Some have been literally kissed away.
There is also the sculpture of a Soviet soldier in one station of the Moscow underground that shows considerable wear since touching it is considered lucky for students before exams.


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helogrind

helogrind
The slow, abrasive effect on the minds of people in this village when the SAS special forces are up to their pranks with lots of helicopters.

_{The SAS base is about 2 miles from here and there's been a lot of helicopter activity for ten days now.  It's the Chinooks that really get to you.}

Fubes

Fubes - makeshift barrage ballons used to anger the guys in the SAS helicopters (short for 'floating (or fopping) tubes').


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