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stibioplastic - noun

a substance which becomes plastic when exposed to stib.  Much used in Whoople spacecraft.

gangrillious

gangrillious- susceptible to being barbecued by a herd of hungry people.


knough

knough - (ver) old soldier like. The type that even at 115 looks like they swallowed the ramrod and with a face that 'gnarly' is too weak a word to describe. Any kind of bluster disqualifies a person from being knough though.


sorpedcious

sorpedcious- used to describe a soldier that has marched one kilometer too many. Example: "After the march from Moscow to Paris, he was thoroughly sorpedcious, and indeed would go on to become quite knough in his old age."


stupifluous

stupifluous  term applied to soldiers who deny they are sorpedcious after marching from Paris to Moscow.

loconoflicant

loconoflicant - being a member of the violent wing of the anti-railway movement in the 19th century. Name derived from a contracted slogan of theirs that they used to shout during their activities.


samaldorph

samaldorph- leader of any anti-progressive organization. (Named after Sam Aldorph, organizer of the loconoflicants.)


befiddlement

befiddlement - a horrified, semi-paralysed, trance-like state induced by the playing of violins within earshot.

_{Why is it earshot?  I never shoot anything out of my ears, AFAIK.}

dogalepsy

dogalepsy - the compulsive habit/disorder to fall down when seeing canines

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nircotrope

nircotrope - anything which follows NIRC, the National Institute for a Radioactive Christmas


phewtle

phewtle- a sense of relief at finding something to be completely useless.


mencletode

mencletode - an early electronic part. Seen by some as the missing link between triode and transistor

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disvolute

disvolute- to uncurl. Example: "We waited patiently for the hedgehog to relax and disvolute."


partaneous

partaneous - adj.  partially composed of rectum


bositrope

bositrope - giroscope retrofitted for sub-atomic particles

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