Toadfish Monastery

I may be spherical in the middle, but the various sticky-outy bits mar any resemblance to a beach-ball.

The Sibling Below Me understands even less about Cricket than I do.

Indeed, I barely get the goal of baseball although I don't get the actual point. Cricket is even more arcane.

TSBM prefers his/her sports in a more unadulterated form.

Why would I want adultery to be absent from sports?

The sibling below me does not alter at all

On the contrary, I often alter cheques, banker's drafts and IOUs.

The Sibling Below Me thinks this is a worthwhile pastime.

Ich sammle Radierungen...in den Geschäftsbüchern

The sibling below will open a kitten roasting business soon

How dare you, Sir!  I would never roast a kitten!
_{I just strangle them and sell them to ethnic restaurants.}

The Sibling Below Me has often eaten kitten curry, but never noticed.

I have some nasty suspicions about the canteen

The sibling below me cackles madly if (s)he thinks that nobody notices

I cackle even more madly in public. It's guaranteed to provide plenty of personal space.


The Sibling Below Me is a personal space cadet.

Lootenant Pontipine reporting fer dooty, Ma'am!

The Sibling Below Me wants to go up and view Swato's Radierungen.  ^_(etchings)

ETCHINGS?!? All this time I thought you meant ITCHINGS. Well that's different, innit?

The Sibling Below Me has a fascinating rash.

I'd call it rather (or rather call it) irritating.

The sibling below me has a crush on Rush

They are pretty cool in my book, but I've never been fan material for anyone.

The Sibling Below Me is a fan of fans.

Specifically those that spin and bring cool air in an otherwise hot room.

TSBM much rather live in a steam house.

boat, not house (and keep away with that hose)

The sibling below me is sailing away on the solar wind

With a silvered film light-sail the size of Ireland, but the inverse-square law is gradually winning - I'm going to be late for that hatching-day party on Fooplegloop.

TSBM will build a massive bank of lasers on the Moon to help me along.