The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

I'll take the Silly Party any day

The sibling below me has taken Umbridge

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Underbridge and drown her. The centaurs approve.

TSBM doesn't know what we're talking about.

[Swatopluk]

Comes with the job

The sibling below me will apply for industrial spokesperson role.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The designer, the owner or the renter of the rig that blew?

TSBM thinks is better to talk for the psychopathic bankers.

[Swatopluk]

I believe there is a word missing in the sibling above me's claim
Let them talk and then auction for the person allowed to pull the lever

The sibling below me thinks sacks of hard cash to the legs on a swimming trip would be more appropriate.

[Sibling DavidH]

The cash would probably float due to inflation.

The sibling below me desperately needs a flotation aid.

[Swatopluk]

I have run out of Xanthogenate and α-Terpineol

The sibling below me prefers dead life rafts

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Dead as in sunken?

TSBM wants to sink a Titanic filled with bankers

[pieces o nine]

But their hearts would go on and on and on...

oh, right, they don;t *have* any 


TSBM has a heart that's three times their size.

[Swatopluk]

That makes it necessary to store it externally (together with the liver that has grown with its duties).

The sibling below me wants an external extra brain.

[Sibling DavidH]

A functioning internal brain would be a good start.

OTOH the sibling below me thinks that brains are just a nuisance.

[Swatopluk]

I'm living without brain, just living without brain

The sibling below me thinks that something has to fill the cavity/emptiness

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Vacuum? Nah, so many seem to have pus instead.

TSBM wants to conduct trepanation in those subjects.

[Swatopluk]

Swato Squidling took an axe...

The sibling below me prefers icepicks.

[The Meromorph]

I find them useful fter some banker opens his heart... 


The Sibling below me remembers the little ditty:

Hello Children!!! Would you like two Daddies?

I'll show you how...

Stand on a chair,
behind the door,
Hey diddle diddle,
Here comes Poppa,
So raise your Chopper
And split him,
down the middle!