Toadfish Monastery

clurpt
1. suffocated by stuff coming up through burping
2. sewage tube clogged by people throwing the wrong stuff into the toilet

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crapolio

Crapolio  a minor character from Shakespeare's tragi-comedy Three Gentlemen of Vuvuzela.

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bunclout

bunclout - the baker lobby asserting pressure by forcing soft breadrolls down the throat of the opposition

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optocracy

optocracy  parliamentary term for events arising from a vote where "the ayes have it"

worglemaster

worglemaster - an old-style craftsman in the trade of  worgling, or knitching the lummocks onto weabling-frames.  Only a master worgler may instruct apprentices in these arcane skills.

drust

drust 
1. the equivalent to drag when a solid object passes through a solid medium at high speed
2. the rust equivalent formed on non-eloxated aluminium when exposed to salt water
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brotherfoot

brotherfoot:  an ancient measure of length based upon a sibling's appendage


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clowture

clowture - enhanced interrogation of coulrophobes

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plemp

plemp

A small river fish, named for the noise it makes on re-entering the water after jumping out for whatever unfathomable reason.

semigustatory

semigustatory (syndrome) - A condition where the digestive system is low on several key components (stomach acid, enzymes etc.) leading to a) insufficient nutrition despite wholesome diet and b) especially olfactorily undesirable poo

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hyporific

hyporific - something that induces sleep in all creatures within moments, regardless of species. An example of such would be one of Lorst's tales, which often take effect within three or four words.

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bafferine

bafferine:  an alkaloid component of many soft drinks that leads to crossed eyes and utter confusion


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sterplemation

sterplemation - the grey-green speckling often seen on a bishop's gaiters; caused by splashes of bile during satanic disembowellings.

griphobe

griphobe:  one who has a fear of gri, the national food of Berzerkastan, which is made from Yak pancreas



phooberdon

phooberdon - a special insults to mafia bosses, use with caution

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