Toadfish Monastery

It was more like the plunging of a stilleto into the heart, but, yes...

The Sibling Below Me needs the Emotional Rescue Squad to follow them around.

Actually, I'd appreciate it very much if an Emotional Rescue Squad proceeded me, so that they could have my little pink fainting couch in place well before I start to swoon. It really miffs me to have my tear-loosened makeup smeared on the pavement.

The Sibling Below Me knows how to get tear-loosened makeup off a little pink fainting couch.

Wisk. It works on everything.


TSBM uses an awful lot of bleach.

Well, the Chlor-Alkali industry bribes me with its products, so I have to use them.

The sibling belwo me would like to be bribed by the soft toy industry

Wheee! Lots and lots of little fluffy piggywigs!  Pink ones!  And little doggies! Hoor......

David hath FAYNTED, with Extasy and I have summoned y^e apothecary.
Y^e Syblynge below mee will not again Deraynge him, with mention of fluffy Animals.
Yr Frende, Humphrey Gryblynge.

We also have hardcore.
That would be wood, metal, hard plastic or hard rubber (batteries not included)

The olde gentleman below me did not knowe that one coulde buy battery but thought it a crime to paye for.

I don't know about the old gentleman, but some people are into that sort of thing. Where O where is my little pink fainting couch?

The Sibling Below Me prefers the Comfy Chair.

No One Ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!


TSBM much rather look for a dead parrot.

He's not dead, he's tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

The sibling below me also gets tired after a long squawk.

Why should I get tired of the long squaw. The shorter ones are far more exhausting.

The sibling below me is fond of blond jokes

They're very funny, but I don't get them.


The Sibling Below Me prefers bald jokes.

If you mean crude and unsubtle, you're right!

The sibling below me is as hairy as I am.

Not so. I was chemically stripped by the doctors.

TsBM wouldn't know a hair if it hit them on the nose.

No, but the hair inside my nose is long and luxuriant.

The Sibling Below Me braids her/his ear hair.

My ear-plugs for motorcycling) do it for me.


The Sibling Below Me thought Ear Plugs were like hair plugs