The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

I think there are fibers in the waxen ones.

The sibling below us will wax on the significance of rhino horn not actually being horn substance but primarily cemented hair.

[Sibling DavidH]

Five hundred million Chinese men can't be wrong.
The sibling below me thinks the evidence against Rhino horn just won't stand up.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I much rather let the rhino stand for himself.

TSBM prefers other kinds of horns.

[pieces o nine]

You're just angling for another cheap joke at the expense of the French...



TSBM thinks that the French were not diminished,  that no slur  was intended, and that there has been a perfect interval  for French jokes.

[Sibling DavidH]

I recognise the clever puns but prefer not to think about the French at all.

Le frère ou la soeur qui suit préfère surtout les Anglophones.

[Opsa]

Well, yeah- since I only took German and Latin in school.

The Sibling Below Me is waiting for an extraterrestrial language to be offered at school.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But in the meantime I'll stick with French. 

TSBM, as I, prefers Paris this time of the year.

[Aggie]

Non, je préfère la belle province.... it's maple syrup season.


TSBM also finds themselves in a sticky situation.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Yup, my birds prevent me from using non-stick pans.

TSBM uses teflon in his/her bullets.

[Swatopluk]

Well, if I'd use a gun to kill cops, I'd likely try to obtain cop killers (as those teflon coated bullets are known).
They allegedly go through bullet proof vests and lack the fingerprint groove pattern that enables retracing to the weapon.

The sibling below me thinks that parricide/patricide is a strange name for a clothing item

[Opsa]

Not at all, if Paris is the world fashion capitol.

The Sibling Below Me wonders what's up with Plaster of Paris.

[pieces o nine]

She's still pining for The Spirit, and has plunged into her art for solace.


TSBM has been keeping tabs on The Octopus.

[Opsa]

Well, I tried, but he keeps pushing them off again.

The Sibling Below Me wonders what they were thinking when they named that diet soda "Tab".

[Swatopluk]

Just opening another tab?

The sibling below me wonders too why that famous dirty brown drink is named after purified coal

[Opsa]

'Cos it gives you gas?!? 

The Sibling Below Me wonders how the phrase "it was a gas" got started.