The Sibling Below Me...

[Pachyderm]

One does nothing of the sort. One has someone do the manual labour for one. (See above, re: gardener)

The Sibling Below One will now inform one just what this "cornbread" stuff is, and if it is suitable.

[Swatopluk]

It's one of those new viral stealth campaigns of the yellow arches bunch. Next week it will be ads for sugarfree high calories table water.

The sibling below me was unsuccessful in selling them a recipe for fat and protein free milkshakes

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It didn't have enough chemical additives in it (and to be fair tasted horrible ).

TSBM misses George Carlin

[pieces o nine]

ƒ€Ҝŋ-Å, I do.


The Sibling Below Me disagrees.

[Swatopluk]

Kreuz Birnbaum und Hollerstaud'n I do!

The sibling below me will present us with a sonnet consisting mainly of dirty words

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

It's hardly PG, so I won't present it here.

TSBM has a pet yeti that s/he feeds trespassers.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well I did, but alas, I had to let her go.  It seems a continuous diet of right-wing fundies has given her gas like no other, and she's been puttin' on weight.

The sibling below me will think of cheese for the next 30 seconds....

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I cry foul! How could you? I didn't want to think of cheese and now...

TSBM isn't as easily influenced

[The Meromorph]

I'm not, but I'm still thinking of cheese.
I'm always thinking of cheese.
I used to eat four or five pounds a week, but now I only eat two to two and a half kilos.

The sibling below me used to care, but now doesn't.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I suppose you're referring to my apathy toward religion?


TSBM knows who Nathan Explosion is.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well.....I do  now* .... ...

Metal Apocalypse?  Is that where the earth is crushed beneath a coating of unobtainium?  Hmmm.

The sibling below me knows better than to google obscure, but wicked-sounding names like that...



* thanks, Wikipedia. and Cartoon Network.... and sadly, I've actually seen a few fractions of episodes of that show...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

* thanks, Wikipedia. and Cartoon Network.... and sadly, I've actually seen a few fractions of episodes of that show...

*sniffs* I actually like that show. And I own the first season, too.
If it sounds interesting, I immediately go to wikipedia, not google.

TSBM doesn't think that's much better.



<sub>Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

I'm... ticking... for... the...
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree,
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee,
William Murderface Murderface Murderface,
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo,
Nathan Explosion.

Edited because I don't remember doing the original huge size on purpose...</sub>

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The more I hear the malignment of wikipedia the more I'm a convert. I guess the conservapedia guys are just 'teaching the controversy'.

TSBM already knows that encarta and britannica aren't as interesting as wiki.

[Opsa]

Eh, I check out Britannica every now and then, just for the stodgey aspect on things.

The Sibling Below Me sees nothing wrong with "stodgey".

[Pachyderm]

Stodgey? Stodgey? The finest known collection of knowledge on the face of the planet? I ask you, what other repository contains volumes such as 13, How to Hug. Stodgey?!. Willikins, fetch the guns and release the hounds, these blaggards need a lesson.....

TSBM will now flee the hounds.