Vote 08: The Portsmouth Council Elections

[anthrobabe]

Griffin     


seriously-- I would very likely buy and wear a tee-shirt that said Pick your SCABS! and some of the others--- as long as the SCABS part was spelled out and Toadfish was on there somewhere with a link to our place. That would make them gag at Wal-Mart and that is the point behind most of what I do-- try and see if Wal-Mart will ban me. (ever open up and pour out a can of beef stew at Wal-Mart, with barfing noises ??) they don't think it's funny, but trust me it is. Yes I am very naughty!
this is way

VOTE SAUCY GERT FOR ANY OFFICE AT ALL- GOOD TIMES AND NAUGHTINESS PROMISED TO ALL

[Griffin NoName]

seriously-- I would very likely buy and wear a tee-shirt that said Pick your SCABS! and some of the others--- as long as the SCABS part was spelled out and Toadfish was on there somewhere with a link to our place.

Perhaps Bart or Pieces would design it?

[pieces o nine]

VOTE TIDDLES!

Tiddles!
Tiddles!
He's our Cat!
He can beat out any rat!
Gooooooooooo TIDDLES!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Griffin     


...... (ever open up and pour out a can of beef stew at Wal-Mart, with barfing noises ??) they don't think it's funny, but trust me it is....

Do you really do that ?

[Black Bart]

Vote for CRABS, you know it makes sense.

[Aphos]

Vote Lil

Best Mouse in the House

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Rodents
Against
Tyranny and
Scurvy cats

[Bluenose]

Vote SOPP

Hell, we'll sell off bits of Portsmouth to ALL the other candidates.

Vote SOPP and get CATS, RATS, CRABS and SCABS!

[pieces o nine]

VOTE TIDDLES!
You know in your hearrrt he's rrroight.


Credit for the official campaign button photo: Richarrrd Avedon.

[Griffin NoName]

Give us an S
Give us a C
Give us an A
Give us a B
Give us an S

What do you get?  You get SCABS !!!

VOTE SCABS

[Aphos]

Portsmouth Pirate News exclusive...

Tiddles Not a True Pirate!

Sources reveal Tiddles worked for Royal Navy as Ship's Cat

[Griffin NoName]

SCABS are delighted to announce their official candidate for Mayor - Lord Crusty.

Lord Crusty (1751- ) was born to impovorished parents in Lower Middle Midsummer-on-the-Water. By the age of 3 he had taught himself to read and play the madolin.  He wrote his first play aged 6, seven concertos in C minor by the age of 8, and bought his first casino aged 9. At this point his life took a downturn when Fingers Malone took the casino off him during a game of poker. Never daunted, LC went straight out and bought another casino. This was the start of a long battle with Fingers Malone which was to ultimately teach LC how to come out on top. The relationship between the two came to an abrupt end when an unknown benefactor paid for LC to go up to Magdelene College, Cambridge. There LC was to hone his skills and start a chain of restaurants. The college provided the perfect backdrop for this enterprising young man and he was greatly influenced by his Tutor, Peregrine Fickle-Fart with whom he loved to play mandolin duets. Never one to let the grass grow under his feet, LC went on to take up a pupillage under Sir Roland Rushington-Smythe-Smithers QC in Greys Inn and was called to the bar the same year. Stunning his contempories, LC executed a swift career change training as a pilot for the Queen's fleet. This was a shrewd move. As the Flying Lawyer, LC consolidated his experience, being able to take on court cases anywhere at a moment's notice. It was his curious combination of skills that led LC to Portsmouth when the Crown Prosecution service needed a lawyer in a hurry for the famous Casino Royale v. Big Ron's Restaurant case. The long running case has meant that LC has spent many happy times in Portsmouth and come to know and appreciate all it has to offer. We are truly graced to have him as our official candidate.

Vote SCABS. Vote CRUSTY !

[Aphos]

[anthrobabe]

Griffin     


...... (ever open up and pour out a can of beef stew at Wal-Mart, with barfing noises ??) they don't think it's funny, but trust me it is....

Do you really do that ?

yes I have done this--- not currently -I am a respectable almost but not quite middle aged lady now a days            But yes I have done some things that are extremely nasty and naughty.... but highly entertaining(still do at times- but no stew in a while). my daughters swear that the reason a person can not get into an alarm clock (packaging, tape, plastic covers, etc) at a store now is because of 'people like me' who would set all the alarms to go off at 2 minute intervals then just stick around to see how pissed people could get--- once upon a time there was a list of 20 things to do at Wal-Mart while bored floating around- yes I did do them all(most of them anyway). Life is just too short to be boring----- and since I've done my stint working at such places I think I should brighten their day a bit--- I do not and have never harrased waiters/waitresses or actual sales clerks who were working actively------ just the random smeggers who have time to lean about and look cute.

VOTE FOR SAUCY GERT---- THE SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME EVERY SINGLE DAY

[Griffin NoName]

SCABS announcement

Rumours of Lord Crusty being hospitalised after a fight with Borat Johnson over Crusty's successful official candidate bid have no foundation in truth. Lord Crusty was admitted for removal of his appendix after an evening in The Admiral Benbow with Borat where they were discussing election strategy. Borat is of course delighted that his friend and co-SCABS member is standing. We are all delighted that Lord Crusty is standing again as a prostrate body is not impressive. Borat is likely to be appointed Vice-Mayor if Lord Crusty wins the election. Borat is fully aware what an important role Vice-Mayor is and he has been carrying out extensive research into the skills needed for successful Vicing.

[Aphos]