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Started by beagle, October 02, 2006, 12:41:01 PM

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Swatopluk

#105
May 09, 2007, 07:57:18 AM
From today's papers

Drunken zoo burglar attacked by giraffe

A drunken (female) student was attacked and injured (broken nasal and tail bone) by a giraffe while trying to burgle the zoo. Her companions fled and avoided injury.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#106
May 14, 2007, 12:59:15 PM
An info bit right from the net:

Paris Hilton learning karate in preparation for her stay in prison
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#107
May 23, 2007, 08:25:25 AM
Reality is really strange these days.

Student of Falwell's university tries to stop protests at funeral with home-made fire-bombs

Phelps accuses late Falwell as being a friend of homosexuals
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#108
July 14, 2007, 12:03:56 AM
Another real one in tonight's paper:

Tin can thrown at house Anyone with information phone Crimestoppers on .......

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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Pachyderm

#109
July 14, 2007, 01:50:50 AM
British Army readies secret platoon of weasels.

"Smaller than badgers, so better at camouflage" says MOD source.

One un-named serving officer has said that it is a good thing the Army have disbanded the Combat Badger Squad, as they were unable to salute, and the officers felt they were not being taken seriously...
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk

#110
July 14, 2007, 11:51:44 AM
Another real one:

Polish baby born with 1.2 per mill blood alcohol.
Mother was totally intoxicated when arriving at the hospital. Now the doctors are foghting for the baby's life.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#111
September 08, 2008, 10:26:22 PM

Stock Exchange computers down. Unable to cope with such small numbers.
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Swatopluk

#112
September 24, 2008, 08:29:57 AM
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#113
September 27, 2008, 08:20:01 AM
From today's papers:
Pirates take 33 tanks
Somalian pirates captured and abducted an Ukranian freighter that carried a cargo of about 33 T-72 tanks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#114
October 09, 2008, 01:30:45 PM

Banks Nationalised
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aggie

#115
February 03, 2009, 06:13:32 AM
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

#116
February 03, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
Although I knew about the incident, my first impression was not world class swimmer but deranged baptist  :-[
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#117
September 19, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
Not so unlikely, this one is real:

Store wars not over says Welsh Jedi Knight banished from Tesco


*this headline is in the International Edition - the headline online is not as good
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aggie

#118
September 20, 2009, 05:57:27 AM
The comments are priceless...
Quote
What can you say?.....

Sith happens

:mrgreen:
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

#119
September 22, 2009, 03:46:32 PM Last Edit: September 22, 2009, 09:32:41 PM by Swatopluk
Protest milk kills monastery* fishes

Eisleben**. During a protest against low milk prices several cubic metres of milk were poured into the streets. Some of it ran into the fish pond of the local monastery*. Over a ton of goldfish and koi died as a result.

*actually nunnery
**mainly known for being the place where Luther was born and also died.

http://www.thelocal.de/national/20090921-22059.html
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.
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