The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You mean like those who prostitute their ideals and at the same time boast their chastity? No, I prefer the non chaste ones.

TSBM thinks prostituting his/her body is less heinous than prostituting his/her ideals.

[Swatopluk]

But what if the body is ideal?

The sibling below me is member of the whorological society.

[Griffin NoName]

No. The rumour is that I may be a member of the whorlological society.

TsBM is running round in circles.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Around the whoreological society?

TSBM can't understand where is the logic on that.

[Swatopluk]

Nobody does before actually experiencing high-spin sex.

The sibling below me prefers translatory fornication

[Earthling]

Indeed, I find sex much more gratifying when I have to hire someone to translate the moans, requests and suggestions of my partner.

The sibling below me has been known to moan in tongues.

[Swatopluk]

It's called the Black Snake Moan.

The sibling below me will compose a marcia funebre

[Opsa]

Since I don't know musical notation, I'll have to write it on the wind.

The Sibling Below Me has brought something to the wake.

[Swatopluk]

A metal detector. There  is likely still unexploded ordnance on the Atoll.

The sibling below me goes down the mineshaft.

[Opsa]

Somebody's always giving me the mineshaft.

The Sibling Below Me wants to race coal cars.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, but I tend to black out.

The sibling below me is a fan of Nat King Coal

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You mean Not Clean Coal? I imagine you are talking about the ads...
[youtube=425,350]W-_U1Z0vezw[/youtube]

TSBM powers his/her house with alternative energy

[Swatopluk]

I channel the bad vibes and hot air from the right to drive the turbines.

The sibling below me considers the exhaust to be too toxic to recommed it despite its unlimited supply.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

In fact the only way that exhaust is admissible is in an underground storage.

TSBM thinks hot air spin capture is more important than CO₂ capture.

[Swatopluk]

Oh, if we could just turn all that spin to use.
But it's 100% entropy, so we can't.

The sibling below me curses that 2nd law of thermodynamics