The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

I would prefer a kick in the groin to The Beltway.


The sibling below me knows what I am talking about.

If you are referring to the roadway of madness that loops around Washington DC and is frequented by drivers who appear to be under the impression that they are on a speedway, are texting as they drive, or are completely lost tourists with their left turn signals permanently flashing, then yes. Yes I do.

The Sibling Below Me prefers their kicks above the beltway.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It's still painful but not as much as the alternative.

TSBM is emotional lately

[Swatopluk]

Sob! Nooooobodddy understands my feeeelinks! Noooooobbbodddyyyyyyyyie!

The sibling below me has a crush on Ann Coulter

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

As in: I'd like to crush Ann Coulter, possibly with a very large and heavy object.

TSBM dislikes murderous thoughs

[Swatopluk]

If a meet a though and it is murderous, I am going to dislike it 
If you meant a thought: If they could kill, then I would dislike them too.

The sibling below me is an orthograph by profession

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Always crossing my Ts.

TSBM thinks Ts are x-tian.

[Opsa]

No, I think the X-Men are x-tian and have some sort of mutant religious agenda.

The Sibling Below Me is prays to the aliens.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Can alien overlords be worse than corporate ones?

TSBM is alienated.

[Swatopluk]

Too much Lovecraft does that.

The sibling below me rides the love craft.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A craft made with love is like love making...

TSBM is scandalized.

[Swatopluk]

Yes! This is a decent forum. How dare you mention vanilla sex, when the SOP is tentacle rape!

The sibling below me wonders why it is vanilla, not strawberry.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I wondered.

and I wonder no more.

and will say no more.

TSBM wondered too.

[Aggie]

I just wondered what the stigma is about - plain vanilla ice cream is blah, but really good vanilla ice cream is delicious.


_{but some chocolate-covered strawberries on the side never hurt} 


TSBM prefers nuttier flavours.

[Swatopluk]

Well, during the "stawberry days" even the vanilla is usually avoided.
(btw, a Nutte is a whore in Germany, so nutty has a certain sordid flavour)

The sibling below me will try the ice cream with sardine flavour instead.

[Opsa]

...and very sorry I am that I did. Now I'll have to dislodge the flavor from my tastebuds with a wretched spoonful of okra frogurt.

The Sibling Below Me wishes I had forgotten about the frogurt, all ready.