The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I searched for asterix corse fromage and got:

http://rolphi.com/blog/images/photos/OZ_2010/asterix_corse.jpg

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[Swatopluk]

I tried numerous terms in several languages but did not get the explosion.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{Google is conspiring against you} Post

[Swatopluk]

Against Germany definitely

Last _{in league with GEMA} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Some people would say they are against everybody and some that they are just for themselves.

Last _{I think they could be really evil if they wanted} Post

[Swatopluk]

That's their official motto.

Last _{Do no evil unless necessary} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Which I see as an improvement from the general motto:

Last _{do what's necessary regardless of how evil it is} Post

[Swatopluk]

Well, that's the Sunday school version.

Last usually the silent war-cry is Why choose the lesser Evil? Post

Btw, that latter violates the copyright of the Great Old One

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

No way to get around the evil thing apparently.

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[Swatopluk]

Maybe in the case of google but not in society.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It makes me think on the benevolence thing.

Last _{and how unrealistic it is} Post

[Swatopluk]

Faust
We usually gather from your names
The nature of you gentlemen: it's plain
What you are, we all too clearly recognise
One who's called Liar, Ruin, Lord of the Flies.
Well, what are you then?                                                                        1335

Mephistopheles
                            Part of the Power that would
Always wish Evil, and always works the Good.

Faust
What meaning to these riddling words applies?       

Mephistopheles
I am the spirit, ever, that denies!
And rightly so: since everything created,
In turn deserves to be annihilated:                                                         1340
Better if nothing came to be.
So all that you call Sin, you see,
Destruction, in short, what you've meant
By Evil is my true element.

Faust
You call yourself a part, yet seem complete to me?

Mephistopheles
I'm speaking the truth to you, and modestly.
Even if Man's accustomed to take
His small world for the Whole, that's his mistake:
I'm part of the part, that once was - everything,
Part of the darkness, from which Light, issuing,                                    1350
Proud Light, emergent, disputed the highest place
With its mother Night, the bounds of Space,
And yet won nothing, however hard it tried,
Still stuck to Bodily Things, and so denied.
It flows from bodies, which it beautifies,                                               1355
And bodies block its way:
I hope the day's not far away
When it, along with all these bodies, dies.

Faust
Now I see the plan you follow!
You can't destroy it all, and so                                                               1360
You're working on a smaller scale.

Mephistopheles
And frankly it's a sorry tale.
What's set against the Nothingness,
The Something, World's clumsiness,
Despite everything I've tried,                                                                 1365
Won't become a nothing: though I'd
Storms, quakes, and fires on every hand,
It deigned to stay as sea and land!
And those Men and creatures, all the damned,
It's no use my owning any of that crew:                                                1370
How many I've already done with too!
Yet new fresh blood is always going round.
So it goes on, men make me furious!
With water, earth and air, of course,
A thousand buds unfurl                                                                         1375
In wet and dry, warm and cold!
And if I hadn't kept back fire of old,
I'd have nothing left at all.

Last _{I prefer old Meph to some modern disciples of Evil} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Du gleichst dem Geist, den du begreifst  - nicht mir!

Last _{try saying that after 12 pints} post

[Swatopluk]

The cameo character that speaks these words also has grammar problems.

Last _{Wer ruft mir?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{is your telephone listed?} Post