The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Swatopluk]

Actually quite rarely around here.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I always thought that the forum was a metaphor for Rincewind

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[Swatopluk]

metaphors can be lethal

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Swatopluk]

in other words pogostick testing in a minefield

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A time honored tradition.

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[Swatopluk]

Only when full of Scotch

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That makes it more passable.

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[Swatopluk]

And it improves combustion

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That reminds me of some imbibed cows not too long before their (what was the euphemism?) processing.

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[Swatopluk]

The problem is how to get them to swallow and keep the pepper vodka

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And that reminds me of how foie gras is made.

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[Swatopluk]

Well, geese are (to a degree) easier to handle. And bovines (as opposed to horses) can vomit.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{if I were an elephant I would get drunk too} Post