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Started by Darlica, May 28, 2008, 09:05:24 PM

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beagle

Today I received, out of the blue, a cheque from Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs for £258.  I have no idea why they've suddenly reversed the policy of me paying for the entire UK government, but have decided not to quibble about it.
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Griffin NoName


Don't spend it. They will probably devise a way of taking it back with the other hand.
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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Speaking of Her Majesty, is she still tax exempt?  :P
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beagle

Don't think so.  But it's a public sport here doing a cost/benefit analysis on the Royals (it was one of the essay titles on my college entrance exam back in 1978).  Certainly the Duchy of Cornwall (Prince Charles's estate) pays a fortune in taxes.  Whether royalty makes financial sense depends on whether tourists would flock over here to catch a glimpse of Gordon Bown, and watch the changing of the cabinet. Some of us have doubts.

My financial role model is the Queen Mother. Legend has it she managed to die leaving an overdraft of £3M.  Now that's style.

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Griffin NoName

Quote from: beagle on November 01, 2009, 07:45:06 PM
My financial role model is the Queen Mother. Legend has it she managed to die leaving an overdraft of £3M.  Now that's style.

Toxic debt. She'd be owned by the State these days.
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Lindorm

As a french diplomat wrote home in a report about the swedish 17th-century noble Count Magnus Gabriel de la Gardie:

"One can, of course, not expect a man of his position and standing to actually pay his debts."
Der Eisenbahner lebt von seinem kärglichen Gehalt sowie von der durch nichts zu erschütternden Überzeugung, daß es ohne ihn im Betriebe nicht gehe.
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Earthling

Boy, was I ever born on the wrong side of the tracks. :P
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beagle

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 01, 2009, 11:56:03 PM
Quote from: beagle on November 01, 2009, 07:45:06 PM
My financial role model is the Queen Mother. Legend has it she managed to die leaving an overdraft of £3M.  Now that's style.

Toxic debt. She'd be owned by the State these days.

The Govt bank split up will solve the toxic debt prolem.

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Darlica

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beagle

Excellent. With whom (assuming it's not too confidential; though I'm going to be jealous if you've got a porn star job)  .
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Griffin NoName

Quote from: beagle on November 06, 2009, 11:01:41 PM
Excellent. With whom (assuming it's not too confidential; though I'm going to be jealous if you've got a porn star job)  .

Have you actually applied for one? Else you can't expect to get one.

Congrats Mero. Hi there Earthling and Lindorm
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beagle

Quote from: Griffin NoName on November 06, 2009, 11:22:08 PM
Quote from: beagle on November 06, 2009, 11:01:41 PM
Excellent. With whom (assuming it's not too confidential; though I'm going to be jealous if you've got a porn star job)  .

Have you actually applied for one? Else you can't expect to get one.

I failed the medical. By several inches.
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I'm back at my old place HCA as a contractor.
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