The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[Pachyderm]

There's only room fer WUN tea-lovin' pirate, an' thats me. Well, ter be fair, there should be room fer more'n wun, but Oi'm a big lad....

[Black Bart]

There's only room fer WUN tea-lovin' pirate, an' thats me. Well, ter be fair, there should be room fer more'n wun, but Oi'm a big lad....

Arrrgh, avast, shiver me timbers...the Tea Sickness has spread to the Monastry...

Tell us ye aven't come in ta contact with the Dread Rowan Rowboat matey!

Hide the grog!

Batten the hatches...tis worse than a Cap'n Cronan attack!

[Griffin NoName]

'An wear be Miss October? This publication be rubbish.

[Black Bart]

Arrrrgh...ye remember the feller I told ye about what were obsessed wiv a certain part o wench's bodies..he posted a Miss October on the Verganza Playbilge...I can copy it here if ye really wants!

It aint too bad actually...it was his other posts what got im into trubble.

Dave L has done much worse if ye arsks me!

[anthrobabe]

I believes the aformetioned Miss october photo is a fake-- a really big fake- if ye gets me drift.

Post if ye must.

Oh- speakin o pitures, I've jus come into persession of 'bout 3 or 5 pitures o Black Bart 'isself 'avin a cup o tea a mornin on 'is poop deck.
Biddin comences at 1500 hours at tha Benbow.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Oi just posted Doris Bates up at TOP, she be a fine lass, capable of breeding and racin' many a good sheep.

Her prized sheep Alvira has been at the centre of a few doping scandals. She's hoping Alvira can win a few 1000 dubloon next year.

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2776&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=585

[Black Bart]

Arrrr...It be alroight fer an ozzy Pirate ta post pictures o sheep...but if a Welshman loik me does it, people will start talkin in whispers about wellies and leisure centres!

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!! Ther be sheep..... an' sheep !!

[Black Bart]

an...sheep:

[anthrobabe]

Bart-- you are seriously disturbed.

[Griffin NoName]

Bart, yer need ter get a breedin programme goin' wiv the sheep pirates.....

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

Oh Dear, can someone please tell Bart he's bin werkin too hard. Yer need some time away from the farm matey

Ye best not be goin near Alvira the Sheep, or Doris Bates for quite some time!

[Black Bart]

Blaggards...tis only a Piggy bank, er, Sheepy bank...

...tis a bit worryin where ye has ta put the cronans though!

[anthrobabe]

I be worrin a bit 'bout ol Griffin now--- that peg leg sheepy bank is sure scary.

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaargh! but it were a foine taistey leg o' mutton