The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[Bluenose]

When my kids were of that age, I only had to threaten to dance...

[anthrobabe]

new column suggestion for playbilge(seeing as it is a fine family entertainment publication)


NOT

Before we were pirates/siblings
a primer on younglings of all ages
(or how we warped the little buggers)

[Bluenose]

...a primer on younglings of all ages
(or how we warped the little buggers)

Eary, by dancing! 

[Pachyderm]

But I don' t have any. Now I feel excluded.

No, wait, I can reveal how I warped the younglings of others.

Ahh, forget you read that last sentence....

*saunters nonchalantly away, hands in pockets, whistling a happy tune*

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Playbilge will teach yer kids the right way to baste a turkey. It be very heducational!

[anthrobabe]

I will never look at turkey the same way again.

We were discussing mammary items in another thread----- now there is a quest for ya!   

[Black Bart]

AAARRRRRR, mammaries...aint them the things what gets mistaken fer mermaids?

[Griffin NoName]

No. You be muddlin em up with "Get ye ter a mammerie".

[Pachyderm]

Ahh, that be where Oi be going wrong.

[Black Bart]

Arrrr...the old Playbilge be still goin strong over on verganza...still full of porn and debauchery as ever!

[Swatopluk]

We are a wee bit short on dat at de moment, ahn't we?

[DaveL]

But this be 'The All New Playbilge'. It be far more high brow, with only 50% less debauchery than Playbilge.

[anthrobabe]

I think ye be mistakin high brow with somfin else matey

[Black Bart]

Another casualty from de TEA wars:

[anthrobabe]

I can't get capn rowan ta visit cause ye piks on 'em so fierce about 'is love 'o tea

play nicely like a good pirate so 'ell come visit--