The All New PlayBilge Magazine

[DaveL]

YArrrr..

Oi could see it being used as a stabilising device during a heavy storm.

[Black Bart]

We are introducing a new feature to keep our readers amused during those long periods of idleness at sea.  The colouring competition.  Colour in the picture below and send it to us.  Best entry will win a prize.

[Swatopluk]

Loik dis?

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x97/Swatopluk/cute_sheep.jpg

[DaveL]

YArrrr,

I think the less mentioned about Sheep or Mermen in Playbilge the better. O'im havin' wicked thoughts...

[beagle]

I didn't know Bart knew Flossie. Thought we'd got all those old images removed from the Net.

[Black Bart]

No, No, No...Flossie had a much fluffier and bigger...

...er, I don't know what ye be talkin about!

Just get colourin yer blaggards!

[Swatopluk]

Behold the colourful language!

[beagle]

Just get colourin yer blaggards!

Here's Flossie as seen on a summer's evening, the dappled sunlight playing on her firm. luxuriant...

Sorry, wandered off again.




And here's flossie in the style of Damien Hirst.




and of Francis Bacon


(http://www.sheep101.info)

[Griffin NoName]

Diamond Flossie

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Apologies in advance!! 

But (butt) speaking of floss, Oi can't werke out the necessity for this stuff. Ewwww!

[Black Bart]

Just when PlayBilge was showing signs of gettin all sophisticated, what with Damian Hirst and Francis Bacon...Dave L soon brought it crashing down to it's filthy, mucky roots!

I'll take four hundred yards of the stuff...for Big Brenda!!

[beagle]

It's about time you announced me the winner and handed over the prize you blaggard.  Here's a hint as to something tastefully understated and appropriate.

[Black Bart]

Wouldn't ye rather have this jewel encrusted bra of Big Brenda's instead?

[beagle]

Nope. Got lots of sparkly women's lingerie already.  Oops.

Think you're conning me anyway. It's way below Dolly Parton size, let alone BB.

[Swatopluk]

Maybe suitable for the sheep .