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bosomtude  the state of having bosoms


bestical

bestical   an eyeglass that gives the user the vision of an animal

gutsprat

gutsprat - insult used among haruspices. synonymous with 'hepatomanger'

hockilopy

hockilopy    a swinging gait; walking in the manner of waving a big stick around one's ankles


prudiform

prudiform  art style in which a woman's entire body, except for hands and head, are clothed


wronksere

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plasnost

plasnost   having warm feelings for plastic surgeons

gargenbolum

gargenbolum - a throwing weapon on a line used by giants

lijo

lijo  a martial art of Outer Mongolia that features the throwing of horse apples


dynamojo

dynamojo   
a mechanical instrument fixed to a person's foot which charges the battery of their cell phone as they walk

dispersonal

dispersonal  an advertisement in the paper informing people that you do not want to meet them

pizza-soprano

pizza-soprano.  The original spelling of 'soprano'.  Just as in piano-forte, common usage dropped the initial 'pizza'.  Originally, it pertained to opera, and referred to the final singer of any operatic piece. 

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pinanio

pinanio  an artifact of nanotechnology, a piano that fits on the head of a pin


parcelectus

parcelectus - animal spared from slaughter by special fiat. Best known example is the "pardoned turkey".

monasistic

monasistic  having a birthmark in the shape of the Mona Lisa


pimseotic