Toadfish Monastery

Last year I had one riding there when I went through the drive-through window at a fast food joint. I made sure I went real slow, trying to get some kind of a reaction -- nothing. They didn't even notice. One of these days I'll have one there and get pulled over - I know several of the local state cops and sherriffs and a couple of the local town cops, they sometimes pull me over to chat or just give me a hard time - that ought to be good for a few laughs.

Here's a shot of my hitchhiker from yesterday. I think she had already laid her eggs, I found her around 8:30AM crossing Route 8. I did my Department of Conservation Employee thing with my flashers and everything in the middle of the road, blocked an 18-wheeler, 2 pickups and a car. She was pretty energetic, but I scooped her up anyway and tossed her in the back seat. Five miles later I let her off at Great Pond on a nice sandy beach, and she was off like a turtle-y shot.

RL name - 9 of the first 10 are me, one even has a photo. Sheesh.
RL formal name (last used +/- 15 years ago) - first 2 are my dad (I'm named after him) no  other entries relate - my full formal name is highly unique.
Earthling FSM yields a couple of posts at the CoFSM site by someone who is not me - perhaps that's why I chose ET there, I don't remember.
Earthling Toadfish gives a link to the pirate bible project, which is interesting since I haven't posted there.
ET etc yields 1.6M hits on some movie, and when combined with FSM gives a few thousand hits combined between me at CoFSM and the movie.

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Two fish in a tank. The first one looks at the scond one and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Indeed, I find sex much more gratifying when I have to hire someone to translate the moans, requests and suggestions of my partner.

The sibling below me has been known to moan in tongues.

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the Dark Side Of The Moon

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

And if the cloudbursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the Dark Side Of The Moon .

All that you touch
And all that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
And all that you love
And all that you hate
All you Distrust
All you save
And all that you give
And all that you deal
And all that you buy
beg, borrow or steal
And all you create
And all you destroy
And all that you do
And all that you say
And all that you eat
And everyone you meet
And all that you slight
And everyone you fight
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

Oi'll be 'angin me lamp in th widder's walk fer her t' see as 'er shippe gowes bye. An' 'avin' a tot frum ever' bottle in th' cap'n's chest in 'er memry. Pervided, acorse, as hi kin stay conshus-loike long enuff t' make it so far.