Word definition game

[Sibling DavidH]

dixpathy - a naughty medical condition ocurring in men.  Normally treatable with antibiotics.


positrove

[Griffin NoName]

positrove:  electric screwdriver desgned to open buried pirate treasure

lumpbanter

[Swatopluk]

lumpbanter - casual talk in the waiting room for breast cancer screening

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sarcobancy

[Sibling DavidH]

sarcobancy - the art of divination by dropping the French president and counting the broken limbs, as pronounced by someone with a bad cold.

ghopf

[Swatopluk]

ghopf - jumping competition on a planet with higher gravity than Earth

gardapond

[Griffin NoName]

gardapond - swimming pool for Irish police recreation

meckbickle

[Sibling DavidH]

meckbickle - a member of a secret religious sect in Scotland, whose believers do strange dances in Saucieha' Street of a Saturday night.  This tends to give away the secret.  The secret being Buckie.

fattirumple

[Swatopluk]

fattirumple - An Icelandic diet program involving very bumpy roads

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nöksbaeriklam

[Sibling DavidH]

nöksbaeriklam - an Old Norse word describing what the god Njöllfrott did to the mortal GröÞilsdottir behind the bike sheds during morning break.

Mbwonki

[Swatopluk]

Mbwonki - The pranks played on nerds and geeks in African schools (often involving certain types of arthropodes)

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jatawolugi

[Sibling DavidH]

jatawolugi - the cry uttered by the nerds and geeks upon discovering said arthropods.

bifungularism

Note: we had a Rhodes Scholar from S. Africa who had been in the army.

'Win we were training out on the veldt, we used to put a scorpion in the black soldier's sleeping beg.  My, how he rrrun!'
'But A-, scorpions are poisonous.'
'Yiz.  Thet's why he rrrun!'

[Swatopluk]

bifungularism - a now discredited theory in microbiology about the procreation of certain types of fungi

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sadobiotics

[Sibling DavidH]

sadobiotics - putting scorpions in people's sleeping bags.

transfugian

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Transfugian: a duct or mechanism that allows a substance to escape a reactive.

catamizer

[Sibling DavidH]

catamizer - a device used on choirboys by Catholic priests for the usual purposes.

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