The Sibling Below Me...

[anthrobabe]

I actually dress myself up with my pet hamster!


TSBM is now insanely jealous and wants a Hamster vest too!

[Aphos]

At first, I though you meant a vest made OF hamster (EWWWWWWWWW) rather than a vest made FOR hamster.


The sibling below me invented a people-sized hamster ball.

[Pachyderm]

Yes, I found it most entertaining, watching my pet people run around like crazy. It was only in the second version that I remembered about air-holes...


TSBM wants to marry chocolate.

[Opsa]

Hey, I love my dark chocolate, but oh you maple sugar candy kid!

The Sibling below me thinks that Gummi Worms are intestinal parasites suffered by Gummi Bars.

[Aphos]

Gummi worms!  GUMMI WORMS!   Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!



The sibling below me has a pet gummi bear.

[Pachyderm]

I did, but he died of Gummi worms....

TSBM has a sherbet UFO.

[The Meromorph]

I don't have one right now but I've had lots. They are a traditional form of children's candy in England (known to Catholic kids by the name of 'Fizzy Hosts').
http://www.villagesweetshop.com/showprod_NS08.htm


The sibling below me feeds their Gummi Bears on Fizzy Hosts, murmuring the appropriate Latin incantation.

[pieces o nine]

P. Introibo ad altare Gummi
S. Ad Gummieum qui laetificat juventutem meam.

P. Gummi eleison.
S. Gummi eleison.
P. Ursi eleison.
S. Ursi eleison.
P. Gummi eleison.
S. Gummi eleison.

P. Gummi Vobiscum.
S. Et cum ursi tuo.

P. Gummi coelestem accipiam, et nomen Ursi invocabo.
R. Amen.

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The Sibling Below Me will now go in pieces.

[Aphos]

Not just to pieces.  I'm going POSTAL!!!



The sibling below me plans on publishing a history of Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

[Griffin NoName]

I'm waiting for him to be born so he has some history.

TsBM can only get to sleep by watching snail races.

[Aphos]

Yes.  I've been rooting for Slimy Sue and ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


The sibling below me prefers slugs to snails.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

You bet.  The salt keeps sliding off the snail' shells. 

The sibling below me likes to cook microwave popcorn in a conventional oven, even though it takes hours.

Doesn't like all that nasty radiation going into their food.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

This may or may not be true.

The Sibling below me will miss the warm sandwiches at Starbucks.

[Aphos]

Yes, I will, in the same way I have missed the coffee at Starbucks, having never been to one.

The sibling below me likes his sugar sweet.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yes, yes I do.  Especially in cold coffee, in summertime.  But, this is not summer time.  Too bad.

The sibling below me can't sleep, either.