The Sibling Below Me...

[Pachyderm]

Yes, but they were the giant, extinct ones that weighed a tonne or more. I did find training them a tad awkward.

TSBM wants a  jacuzzi, filled with prune juice.

[Opsa]

I will sit in it with a bottle of Anejo Tequila until I am quite drunk and wrinkled, thus becoming a stewed prune in prune juice.

Sounds like fun, actually.

Possibly fatal, as well.

The sibling below me can think of a better way to go.

[Aphos]

Yes, but it is not repeatable in mixed company.


The sibling below me has fantasies about having fantasies.

[pieces o nine]

Maybe. I am too repressed to think about this.



The sibling below me likes to keep all their pencils really, really sharp.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I do, actually. I like a nice thin crisp line when I write.


The Sibling below me has been mistakenly half-caffed before.

[Aphos]

Actually, these days I have to watch the caffeine intake.


The sibling below me reacts to caffeine in a similar way to Hammy.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I do, except that too much caffeine sends me to the outhouse repeatedly, so I watch it, now.

The sibling below me has actually used an outhouse, and finds them preferable to the germ-y, unhygienic indoor toilet-idea.  As IF.

[Griffin NoName]

I did at school and they were bloody freezing !

TsBM has frozen buttocks.

[Aphos]

Yes.  The wind chill was quite bad today.


The sibling below me knows the ups and downs of the elevator (lift to our British cousins) business.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Just call me Otis.

The sibling below me has an uncontrollable desire to speak to people, whenever riding in an elevator(lift)

[Aphos]

Duct tape is very useful for controlling that impulse.


The sibling below me prefers cream and sugar.

[pieces o nine]

They make steamed rice so much more interesting.



The sibling below me carries their own chopsticks.

[Aphos]

They're incredibly useful items.  For instance, you can use them to pick those huge locks on old pirate chests.


The sibling below me hunted pirate treasure as a child.

[anthrobabe]

My mothers yard looked like a minefield in progress- then she purchased a lock for the shed so I couldn't get at the shovel.

TSBM is a scratch and sniff sticker.

[Aphos]

Scratch me and sniff me and I'll stick around.


The sibling below me dresses up his pet hamster.