The Sibling Below Me...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Thats because i was  Hawaii 5-O fan .

The sibling below me wanted to be Dano .

[Opsa]

Later I woke up in a yogurt container. I really shouldn't mumble when I make wishes.

The sibling below me remembers Prune Whip flavored Dannon yogurt.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

No, but I do remember the Dannon version of Go-gurt

The sibling below me wonders where the Boohball is.

[Swatopluk]

The Great Poobah nicked it, I presume.

The sibling below me implores Groop.

[Pachyderm]

*Eldrich lights and a haze of purple fog, strange organic noises*

Oops, I thought you said implodes Groop. Sorry, duje.

The sibling below me had the worst case of Flambastious Peridiscombobulations the surgeon had ever seen.

[beagle]

"Thank goodness it's in that case and not your body", he said.

The sibling below me once confused the words surgeon and sturgeon with unfortunate results.

[Pachyderm]

The operation was a resounding failure. And the caviar wasn't wonderful, either.

The sibling below me is a mushfaker.

[Swatopluk]

Is that the culinary opposite of a mudraker?

The sibling below me considers a career as a fakir

[beagle]

But is afraid people will say "Fakir! off!"   

The sibling below me knows which Carry On film that alleged joke is from.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Or I pretend to.

The Sibling below me wonders who Banksy is.

[beagle]

Is he one of the best goalkeepers ever (Soccer) or a graffiti artist?  Probably depends on your age...

The sibling below me thinks there are more interesting uses for leather than making footballs.

[Swatopluk]

Indeed I do but nothing to do with horizontal gymanstics with reproductive side effects.
Btw, the fair joke is from Up the Khyber

The sibling below me is a voodoo fetishist

[Opsa]

I am not! I just believe in practicing accupuncture on dolls.

The sibling below me practices chiropracty on stuffed animals.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

It's why FLoppy Bear is Floppy Bear.

The Sibling below me dances in the aisle way at the grocery store.

[Swatopluk]

The Hopak is stronger than me.

The sibling below me prefers the Lezginka